PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And